A definitive, inarguable list determined with science and hormones by 10 of the world’s foremost experts on cute boys. In order from less-hottest-but-still-hot all the way to call-the-department-this-girl-is-on-fireeeee:
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sno cone face paint
The best use of sequins ever. Visit her website for more beauty.
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What more do you want from the world than vacay and cute babies?
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Best. little. sister. ever.
Jennifer, you are a badass.
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"Without Me"
Jennifer Gabrielli
Maid of Honor Speech
Two lovers in love walked down the aisle, down the aisle, down the aisle
Two lovers in love walked down the aisle, down the aisle, down the aisle
Guess who's here, to get wed
Cole and Blake, clap your hands
Cole and Blake,
Cole and Blake,
Cole and Blake,
Cole and Blake...
[Verse 1]
I've created a monster, 'cause she doesn't want to
See "Gabs" no more, she wants "Carroll," we're chopped liver
Well if you want Carroll, this is what I'll give ya
A big party, but you can't drink hard liquor
Back in time, it all started online
Blake said he was fine, but his friends knew he was lying
Big Spoon wasn't operatin'
He couldn't find a Match with a high-wife rating
He waited so long, then set up with Megan,
She was whack, Nicole's feedback said we should be datin'
They found love, I saw it escalatin', a marriage in the works they were speculatin'
So they met Cece down by the sea, and at the Montage he got down on one knee
He said, "Without you, I just can't be. So won't you be my Mrs. C?"
Put on this ring, pick out a dress,
Call up your girls, and make the guest list
We've gone steady, but now I know that we're ready
Wanna be with you forever,
LET'S GET MARRIED!
[Chorus 2x]
Now this looks like it's meant to be, so everybody just toast with me
Raise your glasses if you're thirsty
'Cause tonight we're here to P-PAR-TEE
[Verse 2]
A little hellion, but I wasn't rebellious
Sorry I was always so reckless
I just wanted to be like my big sis,
But when I was wrong, she told and I yelled "SNITCH!"
We were matchin', matchin' in fashion
Even Barb was in on the action, that's fact
So let's just revel and bask, in the fact that everyone was likin' our class
It was laughable, I thought it was fine,
But you had enough when you turned nine
Well it's back
Every Christmas we're in our jama jama jama's
Enter's Blake, and, he REALLY seemed to linger
New center of attention, moved in for the winter!
He was guesting, investing in nesting
Knew Nicole was it, didn't need no testing
Excuse me, attention please?
Apprehension, but knew that they were meant to be
Got their townhouse, down by the sea
But they wouldn't have me as their third roomie
[Chorus 2x]
Now this looks like it's meant to be, so everybody just toast with me
Raise your glasses if you're thirsty
'Cause tonight we're here to P-PAR-TEE
(second time) (It's the wedding of the century!)
[Verse 3]
Through thin and thick they ain't gonna quit
Everybody's talking about this great fit
Blake, he don't wanna get his butt kicked
Toilet seat's down and he does the dishes
Guarantee you'll grow the family tree
Some pretty cute babies, we can all agree
You know Nicole, wants thirty or more
Too much to pay for
So Blake said four
Let's go, just give me some nieces,
A nephew so Barb doesn't fall to pieces
I'll be there, day or night, rain or shine
I'm gonna treat your kids like they were mine
But sometimes it may just seem
Matrimony ain't what you thought it'd be
But this just means that you're growing
Fights are part of the routine
Though I'm not the first to congratulate ya
I have the best toast since Bob, the father
I want you both to know I love ya
And without warning I'll pop on over
Here's a true love that works
You found someone who knows your worth
You'll change your last name, but I won't cry, cause I love you bigger than the sky
[Chorus 2x]
Now this looks like it's meant to be, so everybody please toast with me
Raise your glasses if you're thirsty
'Cause tonight we're here to P-PAR-TEE
(second time) (It's the wedding of the century!)
Maid of Honor. Out.
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This is happiness.
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Extremely brave and determined puppy alert.
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REALLY?!
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Artist Elizabeth Beals nails it. Available as prints .
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“Somebody make them stop, they’re so soft!” Jealousy, thy name is baby goat pile.
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The best part is that the pitch is actually pretty solid. OK, that’s not really the BEST part…
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Norman was a deaf senior dog abandoned without much hope until the FIDO organization stepped in, and Susan Niehoff gave him a forever home and a wheelchair.
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![Luckily for Norman, a good samaritan called Friends of Indianapolis Dogs Outside [FIDO] after seeing him, and they came to his rescue.](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/7/8/12/enhanced-buzz-31890-1373301818-33.jpg)
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Oh no, Destiny Cat has arrived. Show us your own sightings in the comments.
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RIP Scott.
Malkmus forever.
Just trying to get in the too-small pool of life. :(
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Love isn’t luck, it’s really hard work. Many ideas thanks to this classic Metafilter thread .
Try playing "5-3-1" when you're deciding where to eat or what movie to watch, and you're both ambivalent. Person A names five things, Person B eliminates two of the choices, and A eliminates two more — leaving you with one! Whew.
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Take turns naming the things that you hate doing the most, and each claim all of the stuff that your partner really despises. Both of your lives will be free of those little annoyances forever, and you'll never have to argue over who's doing more of one thing or another.
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Hedgehogs are happiness.
Last week, we went to the Eastern States Hedgehog Show in La Plata, Md. Hedgehog conventions are like dog shows except better, because they have hedgehogs in them. People brought their hedgies from all over the country to participate in the Best in Show competition, meet other hedgies and hedgie-people, and just generally have a great time. It was awesome. Here is what we learned:
Everyone put signs on their hotel room doors with pictures of their hedgehogs. It was like a bunch of dressing rooms for hedgehog celebrities.
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These hedgehogs were meeting for the first time. They seemed pretty chill about it.
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This hedgie isn't a snowflake though, she's a pale apricot.
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OMG LOL
Winter, spring, summer, or fall, all you have to do is hug a miniature donkey.
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